Please don't read this insanely funny collection of totally awesome, completely practical, not at all creepy sex tips from women's and men's magazines while you're at work. There's no way to explain the laughter and even if your boss is cool, you probably don't want to read them out loud. Or maybe you do, I won't judge.
Highlights:
Second opinion: make the mistake of being too gentle. At least until you ask.
First, do women like their breasts to be "volleyed" like tennis balls? Also: stop hitting me.
Here's a second take on that one: don't try facial intercourse.
Just don't tell Mother. She's still cross about the time she caught you rimming the good china.
http://jezebel.com/5919206/cosmos-44-most-ridiculous-sex-tips
http://jezebel.com/5922893/36-terrible-sex-tips-for-men
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