Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Team Single Girls with Cats = winners

Happy hour tonight, trivia night. We used to hate trivia at our regular Wednesday night spot but somehow it's gotten fun.  More interesting, less obscure (weird, specific obscure, not fun or nerdy obscure). And we win.  In the last few months we've gotten second five or six times and first at least four. Which equals about $700. Gotta love a happy hour that costs $ 5.03 apiece.

Also, the dog from The Brady Bunch was named Tiger.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Boys are stupid

There's a reason for the saying, "I can't make this shit up." That reason? Dating. Because seriously, you can't make this shit up. You need examples? Here you go, full stories some other time:
  • The number of people with security clearance, military history, PTSD and an inability to get a VISA due to CIA affiliation.
  • People who ask a girl out and are never heard from again.
  • It's a bad idea to have visions of Copernicus in your head when your date awkwardly puts his hand on your neck during a good night kiss (which has happened more than once).
  • Men who want to share their personal love for and pictures of themselves in women's panties.
  • Relationships that end when the new girl in your boyfriend's life accidentally breaks up with you.
Seriously?  Suddenly the cats are so much more appealing. Thank God for girlfriends with a sense of humor. And wine.