"I'm either working or at the hotel"

If nothing else, online dating has sparked some hilarious conversations with A (and our newest friends, JB & JM, we met them at a singles meetup.  Terrible assortment of guys, great place to pick up chicks.).  Here are some of the best.

• "I want to be the headlights, I never get to be the headlights!"
• "I just threw away three condoms because they were expired, how sad is that?"
• "I can imagine you in a city.  Or at the bar."
• "Just know, that without meeting you, I will always imagine you as a crossdresser" (said twice, by two of us, to different guys. What does that say about us?)
• "Not because you're attractive, I just never cross the bro line.  Or the braa line, lol."