- "I want to be the headlights, I never get to be the headlights!"
- "I just threw away three condoms because they were expired, how sad is that?"
- "I can imagine you in a city. Or at the bar."
- "Just know, that without meeting you, I will always imagine you as a crossdresser" (said twice, by two of us, to different guys. What does that say about us?)
- "Not because you're attractive, I just never cross the bro line. Or the braa line, lol."
Monday, August 27, 2012
"I'm either working or at the hotel"
If nothing else, online dating has sparked some hilarious conversations with A (and our newest friends, JB & JM, we met them at a singles meetup. Terrible assortment of guys, great place to pick up chicks.). Here are some of the best.