- The number of people with security clearance, military history, PTSD and an inability to get a VISA due to CIA affiliation.
- People who ask a girl out and are never heard from again.
- It's a bad idea to have visions of Copernicus in your head when your date awkwardly puts his hand on your neck during a good night kiss (which has happened more than once).
- Men who want to share their personal love for and pictures of themselves in women's panties.
- Relationships that end when the new girl in your boyfriend's life accidentally breaks up with you.
Seriously? Suddenly the cats are so much more appealing. Thank God for girlfriends with a sense of humor. And wine.