Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Boys are stupid

There's a reason for the saying, "I can't make this shit up." That reason? Dating. Because seriously, you can't make this shit up. You need examples? Here you go, full stories some other time:
  • The number of people with security clearance, military history, PTSD and an inability to get a VISA due to CIA affiliation.
  • People who ask a girl out and are never heard from again.
  • It's a bad idea to have visions of Copernicus in your head when your date awkwardly puts his hand on your neck during a good night kiss (which has happened more than once).
  • Men who want to share their personal love for and pictures of themselves in women's panties.
  • Relationships that end when the new girl in your boyfriend's life accidentally breaks up with you.
Seriously?  Suddenly the cats are so much more appealing. Thank God for girlfriends with a sense of humor. And wine.

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